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> continue dreaming

You have some lovely dreams including several sexual fantasies, but you sleep too long. When you finally wake up in the living room, a grue is standing right next to you. You let it creep up on you when you were asleep. It eats you.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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