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> continue dreaming

You have some lovely dreams including several sexual fantasies, but you sleep too long. When you finally wake up in the living room, a grue is standing right next to you. You let it creep up on you when you were asleep. It eats you.

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You've bit the big banana ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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