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 Living room Score: ? Moves: ?

> stab yourself in the arm

You sure you want to do this?

> would I have clicked "stab yourself in arm" if I didn't want to?

All right. Whatever. You stab yourself, and the pain is unbearable. You feel lightheaded, and fall backwards. You feel your skull slam into the solid hardwood floor of the living room.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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