Game:Zork/jabberwockbattle

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> Examine hot air

You spin around and see the jabberwock, a fiendish beast that has flaming eyes, claws that catch, mighty wings, sharp fangs, deadly poison, acid blood, immunity to all but vorpal swords, and limited 10-year warranty, behind you!


> Kill jabberwock

You kill the jabberwock.


> Hey, didn't you say it was immune to anything but vorpal swords?

Yup. It is.


> My sword ain't vorpal.

Actually, it is. It was made that way by its forger, the great elven swordsmith Deus Ex Machina.

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