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You spin around and see the jabberwock, a fiendish beast that has flaming eyes, claws that catch, mighty wings, sharp fangs, deadly poison, acid blood, immunity to all but vorpal swords, and limited 10-year warranty, behind you!
You kill the jabberwock.
Yup. It is.
Actually, it is. It was made that way by its forger, the great elven swordsmith Deus Ex Machina.