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> join #zork

Now talking in #zork
Topic is '?help is your friend, don't attempt !help, we respect ChanServ's almightiness'
<ZorkBot> West of House
<ZorkBot> You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
<ZorkBot> There is a small mailbox here.

You are so shocked by this self-reference, your head explodes before you can type a single character.

*** You have died ***

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