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> Berate sharks

You berate Milton and the pool sharks.

> Berate more

Such language in a high-class establishment as this!

> Insult them again!

Oh, dear. Such language from a supposedly winning adventurer!

> And....?

What do you think this is, DUNGEON™?

Turns out, there was only one spot open just now, so they were having tryouts.

> Whooooshit


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