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 In a Belly Score: 5 Moves: 8

As you examine the bug in a pathetic attempt to gain some points a grue sneaks up on you.

> run like a rightous mad-bastard

You can't run from the grue. You don't know it's there. Also that's not even a proper command.

> but you just told me that it's there!

I told you so that in a moment from now you wouldn't be as confused when you die.

> oh, thanks

No problem. Since you don't see the grue, it eats you.

SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.

> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?

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