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 In a Belly Score: 5 Moves: 8

As you examine the bug in a pathetic attempt to gain some points a grue sneaks up on you.

> run like a rightous mad-bastard

You can't run from the grue. You don't know it's there. Also that's not even a proper command.

> but you just told me that it's there!

I told you so that in a moment from now you wouldn't be as confused when you die.

> oh, thanks

No problem. Since you don't see the grue, it eats you.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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