Game:Zork/huffthekitten3

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 Cottage Score: 150 Moves: 11


> Don't huff the kitten


You decide that you've had enough, and you might do something stupid like smash your head off something and die, or huff a poisoned apple. The kitten scoffs at you as you back away.

"What are you, a pussy?" it says to you.


> retort


"No, but you are." you say.

"Touché," says the kitten, "You have passed the test, and now claim the reward."

The kitten leaps from the statues hand as it cracks down the middle. The two halves of the statue slowly pull apart, releasing a light from within. Through the light, you can see the handle of some type of sword.

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