From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
|Cottage||Score: 150||Moves: 11|
"What are you, a pussy?" it says to you.
"Touché," says the kitten, "You have passed the test, and now claim the reward."
The kitten leaps from the statues hand as it cracks down the middle. The two halves of the statue slowly pull apart, releasing a light from within. Through the light, you can see the handle of some type of sword.