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 Cottage Score: 100 Moves: 12

> Huff the kitten!!!

You grab the kitten excitedly and take out your piece of gum, crudely forming a pipe, and huff the kitten excitedly. You turn to stone before you even get the apple halfway up your nose.

Moral: Don't huff poison apples!

*** You kicked the bucket ***

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