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 Cottage Score: 100 Moves: 12

> Huff the kitten!!!

You grab the kitten excitedly and take out your piece of gum, crudely forming a pipe, and huff the kitten excitedly. You turn to stone before you even get the apple halfway up your nose.

Moral: Don't huff poison apples!

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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