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 Cottage Score: 100 Moves: 11

> Huff kitten again

You take the kitten and huff it. A brief wave of euphoria washes over you as the world seems to explode into a sympthony of sound and light. You become lost in the visions of your high and start to skip around the room. You would, rather, if your motor skills weren't as hindered as they were. You take a single awkward hop and land on your ankles, falling forward and bashing your head off the pig-girls statue and falling to the ground dead.

Moral: Don't huff kittens!

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