> rearrange deckchairs
At last, a chance to put your online Feng shui lessons into practice! You carefully shift each deckchair such that the cosmic flux is strengthened and hastened by their strategic placement.
At least, that's what you think you should be doing. Maybe, you ponder to yourself, you're supposed to weaken and slow the cosmic flux?
After several long minutes of indecision, you finally just arrange them all in rows facing forward. That ought to be good enough.