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 Wood Score: 5 Moves: 6

> hide

Hide? You pathetic whimp!

> whatever

You hide away in the bushes hoping none of the grues will spot you. You also try to get some sleep but everytime you try to relax a sound alerts you. Eventually you fall asleep and hope you are still alive the next morning...

> wake up

You wake up and look to see if your body is still intact, sadly though, when you look you can only see blood and your eaten corpse. Yes, you are indeed dead.

*** Dead again (sigh) ***

Would you like to blah blah blah, something something, blah blah blah (some STUFF in CAPITALS):

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