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> run

For some strange reason, you decide to run in the election for first meal. You stand up in front of all the Grues and argue that you are the best first meal. You win by a landslide.

> No! I meant run AWAY!

You should have said that sooner. In a single gulp, you are eaten.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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