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> assume scarecrow is grue

Good call. The scarecrow is in fact a Grue.

> run

You turn around to run. All of a sudden, you feel something heavy hit you in the head. You fall to the ground. You are paralyzed. Someone with a thick Italian accent says "It's-a me, Mario!" Next, you hear something munching. Soon, you feel it munching on your neck. The Grue eats your head last.

*** You got screwed ***

Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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