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> go back

You return to the center of Heaven. You are at an intersection of two lovely yellow-brick roads. All the angels are gone. In their places are countless red spots on the ground, with blood-stained robes on top of them. That and a shitload of Grues. They haven't noticed you... yet.

> go away

While you were typing that command, the Grues noticed you. By divine miracle, your flesh was enough to feed 5,000 starving Grues.

*** Thou art dead ***

Wouldst thou like to start over, restor an saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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