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> go back

You return to the center of Heaven. You are at an intersection of two lovely yellow-brick roads. All the angels are gone. In their places are countless red spots on the ground, with blood-stained robes on top of them. That and a shitload of Grues. They haven't noticed you... yet.

> go away

While you were typing that command, the Grues noticed you. By divine miracle, your flesh was enough to feed 5,000 starving Grues.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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