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 East of Morgoth Score: 1 Moves: 70

> go up

You are in a small bedroom. There is a messy desk in a messy room with a computer on the desk. A blue cap with a red brim decorated with the Washington Nationals "DC" monogram is here.
> examine computer

It's a Gateway, with a pen and pocket watch decorating the keyboard.
> take cap

> wear cap

You are now wearing the cap.

A rabid Baltimore Orioles fan comes in, sees your cap, then beats you to death while screaming about vengeance for his team's 2-1 loss against the Nats.

*** You've been pwn'd ***

Ha ha, n00b. Wanna press A-B-Start-Select, load a savestate, or quit? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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