Game:Zork/headupstairs

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 East of Morgoth Score: 1 Moves: 70


> go up

You are in a small bedroom. There is a messy desk in a messy room with a computer on the desk. A blue cap with a red brim decorated with the Washington Nationals "DC" monogram is here.
> examine computer

It's a Gateway, with a pen and pocket watch decorating the keyboard.
> take cap

Taken
> wear cap

You are now wearing the cap.

A rabid Baltimore Orioles fan comes in, sees your cap, then beats you to death while screaming about vengeance for his team's 2-1 loss against the Nats.



SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.


> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

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