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|East of Morgoth||Score: 1||Moves: 70|
You are in a small bedroom. There is a messy desk in a messy room with a computer on the desk. A blue cap with a red brim decorated with the Washington Nationals "DC" monogram is here.
It's a Gateway, with a pen and pocket watch decorating the keyboard.
You are now wearing the cap.
A rabid Baltimore Orioles fan comes in, sees your cap, then beats you to death while screaming about vengeance for his team's 2-1 loss against the Nats.
Suddenly, you wake up!
You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"
You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.