Game:Zork/headupstairs

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 East of Morgoth Score: 1 Moves: 70


> go up

You are in a small bedroom. There is a messy desk in a messy room with a computer on the desk. A blue cap with a red brim decorated with the Washington Nationals "DC" monogram is here.
> examine computer

It's a Gateway, with a pen and pocket watch decorating the keyboard.
> take cap

Taken
> wear cap

You are now wearing the cap.

A rabid Baltimore Orioles fan comes in, sees your cap, then beats you to death while screaming about vengeance for his team's 2-1 loss against the Nats.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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