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|Call a Linux Guru||Score: ?||Moves: ?|
In a record 17 seconds, a linux grue comes and fixes the computer. It then eats you.
You forgot that you called a grue, not a guru.
Fine. UNDO. Time goes backwards.
In a record 16 seconds, a Linux guru comes and solves your problems.
The guru turns out to be a grue.
I'm sorry, but all gurus are grues.
You killed the narrator.
NOT! For killing the narrator, you are eaten by a grue.
The new narrator ceases to exist, as well as the grue.
Fine. You become god.
You are eaten by the god of grues.
So what? You got eaten anyway.
The grue ceases to exist.
Idiot. You just blew up Free Country, USA!
You are killed by an angry mob of Homestar Runner fans. And Strong Bad.
Your god powers have been taken away.