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|Call a Linux Guru||Score: ?||Moves: ?|
In a record 17 seconds, a linux grue comes and fixes the computer. It then eats you.
You forgot that you called a grue, not a guru.
Fine. UNDO. Time goes backwards.
In a record 16 seconds, a Linux guru comes and solves your problems.
The guru turns out to be a grue.
I'm sorry, but all gurus are grues.
You killed the narrator.
NOT! For killing the narrator, you are eaten by a grue.
The new narrator ceases to exist, as well as the grue.
Fine. You become god.
You are eaten by the god of grues.
So what? You got eaten anyway.
The grue ceases to exist.
Idiot. You just blew up Free Country, USA!
You are killed by an angry mob of Homestar Runner fans. And Strong Bad.
Your god powers have been taken away.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.