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 Call a Linux Guru Score: ? Moves: ?


> call linux grue

In a record 17 seconds, a linux grue comes and fixes the computer. It then eats you.


> what?

You forgot that you called a grue, not a guru.


> undo

Fine. UNDO. Time goes backwards.


> call linux GURU

In a record 16 seconds, a Linux guru comes and solves your problems.


> smile

The guru turns out to be a grue.


> CHEATER!

I'm sorry, but all gurus are grues.


> kill narrator

You killed the narrator.


> Now I can type win without a grue eating me!



> win


CONGRAGULATIONS! YOU WIN!



> Yay!

NOT! For killing the narrator, you are eaten by a grue.


> cancel

The new narrator ceases to exist, as well as the grue.


> become god

Fine. You become god.


> MUHAHAHAHHAHAH-

You are eaten by the god of grues.


> point out that gods can't die

So what? You got eaten anyway.


> undo

The grue ceases to exist.


> destroy a random city

Idiot. You just blew up Free Country, USA!


> what?

You are killed by an angry mob of Homestar Runner fans. And Strong Bad.


> un-

Your god powers have been taken away.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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