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 Call a Linux Guru Score: ? Moves: ?


> call linux grue

In a record 17 seconds, a linux grue comes and fixes the computer. It then eats you.


> what?

You forgot that you called a grue, not a guru.


> undo

Fine. UNDO. Time goes backwards.


> call linux GURU

In a record 16 seconds, a Linux guru comes and solves your problems.


> smile

The guru turns out to be a grue.


> CHEATER!

I'm sorry, but all gurus are grues.


> kill narrator

You killed the narrator.


> Now I can type win without a grue eating me!



> win


CONGRAGULATIONS! YOU WIN!



> Yay!

NOT! For killing the narrator, you are eaten by a grue.


> cancel

The new narrator ceases to exist, as well as the grue.


> become god

Fine. You become god.


> MUHAHAHAHHAHAH-

You are eaten by the god of grues.


> point out that gods can't die

So what? You got eaten anyway.


> undo

The grue ceases to exist.


> destroy a random city

Idiot. You just blew up Free Country, USA!


> what?

You are killed by an angry mob of Homestar Runner fans. And Strong Bad.


> un-

Your god powers have been taken away.


*** Dead ***


Restart, restore or quit? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):

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