Game:Zork/grond

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 Death Score: ? Moves: ?


> die

What? The object of the game is to SURVIVE. You don't go dying just because we say you can.

As punishment, you completely succeed, and thus lose the game[1]. Your corpse is eaten by the dreaded Crewebacca. You should have gone with the first option! (this may or may not be a lie)


*** You fail at Zork ***


Would you like to not fail, restore The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle To The End save file, or end your failing session of Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):

Or you can also (because you fail at Zork):


  1. Not to be confused with The Game, which you have also lost due to me mentioning it. Sorry!
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