Game:Zork/grond

> die

What? The object of the game is to SURVIVE. You don't go dying just because we say you can.

As punishment, you completely succeed, and thus lose the game^[1]. Your corpse is eaten by a grizzly bear with a double-edged sword. You should have gone with the first option! (this may or may not be a lie)

*** You got screwed ***

Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

• restart
• restore
• quit

1. ↑ Not to be confused with The Game, which you have also lost due to me mentioning it. Sorry!