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 Death Score: ? Moves: ?


> die

What? The object of the game is to SURVIVE. You don't go dying just because we say you can.

As punishment, you completely succeed, and thus lose the game[1]. Your corpse is eaten by a swarm of Rand McNallyan hamburgers. You should have gone with the first option! (this may or may not be a lie)


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):


  1. Not to be confused with The Game, which you have also lost due to me mentioning it. Sorry!
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