Game:Zork/grond

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 Death Score: ? Moves: ?


> die

What? The object of the game is to SURVIVE. You don't go dying just because we say you can.

As punishment, you completely succeed, and thus lose the game[1]. Your corpse is eaten by a big snake with hydrochloric acid for venom. You should have gone with the first option! (this may or may not be a lie)


*** All your Zork are belong to us ***


Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)


  1. Not to be confused with The Game, which you have also lost due to me mentioning it. Sorry!
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