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What? The object of the game is to SURVIVE. You don't go dying just because we say you can.
As punishment, you completely succeed, and thus lose the game. Your corpse is eaten by a bazaar of guillemots. You should have gone with the first option! (this may or may not be a lie)
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.