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Okay, here's what really happened: you've got the Pharaoh's Curse. Curses are actually highly contagious. So, by touching the scroll of genocide, it became cursed as well. And everbody knows that cursed scrolls do the opposite of what they're supposed to do.
And whatta ya know - a bunch of grues just appeared one inch in front of your face.
Or you can also (because you fail at Zork):