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> recite scroll of genocide

This is a scroll of genocide! Which species do you want to genocide?

> Ummm... Grues?

Congratulations! You wiped out the Grues! YOU WIN!

Okay, here's what really happened: you've got the Pharaoh's Curse. Curses are actually highly contagious. So, by touching the scroll of genocide, it became cursed as well. And everbody knows that cursed scrolls do the opposite of what they're supposed to do.

> What's the opposite of genocide?

Well, "genocide grues" is to make grues disappear, so the opposite would be "make grues appear".

And whatta ya know - a bunch of grues just appeared one inch in front of your face.

*** You fail at Zork ***

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