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 0-0-11 Score: You suck Moves: Fail

You decide to swing a 0-0-11 formation. Smooth move, until you realise that the numbers in a soccer formation can only add up to ten. This means your goalkeeper and all your other ten players are now strikers.

Without anybody defending the goal, you are then beaten 20-0.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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