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 Even Deeper in Woods Score: 15 Moves: 8

> follow music

As you follow the sound through the forest paths, the sweet music becomes steadily clearer, though the path becomes steadily darker. You feel you know where this may be going, but you are helpless to resist the urge to follow the sound.

> stop following music

I already told you, you can't! After several minutes of walking, you come across a small clearing in the forest, which you can just make out. A large shadowy figure is sitting on a log playing the most enchanting ocarina music you've ever heard.

> No! Don't go near him!

You are compelled to keep going... as you move closer, the shadowy figure becomes more clear... oh no! It's a Grue cosplaying as Saria from Ocarina of Time! You are powerless to resist as his musical enchantment and green hair dye brings you right up to within an inch of its mouth... and then it eats you.

*** You have died ***

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