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LOCAL ZORK TEAM LOSES TO THE MIGHTY GRUESLAYER TEAM
Final score: 48-0
You are fuming. This isn't what happened! You forfeited!
You then realise that you are reading a Gruespaper, which comes to live and drowns you in ink. Then it eats you.