Game:Zork/footballdie

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You decide to forfeit. In the paper's the follow day, on the front page, reads the following article:

LOCAL ZORK TEAM LOSES TO THE MIGHTY GRUESLAYER TEAM

Final score: 48-0

You are fuming. This isn't what happened! You forfeited!

You then realise that you are reading a Gruespaper, which comes to live and drowns you in ink. Then it eats you.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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