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 Eat the flashlight! Score: ? Moves: ?

> eat flashlight

You attempt to eat the flashlight, but it's too big.

You get it stuck in your mouth and lock your jaws together. You pass out, fall to the floor, and hit the ground.

The sound attracts the Grue, know the drill.

*** Mama mia! ***

It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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