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 Eat the flashlight! Score: ? Moves: ?

> eat flashlight

You attempt to eat the flashlight, but it's too big.

You get it stuck in your mouth and lock your jaws together. You pass out, fall to the floor, and hit the ground.

The sound attracts the Grue, know the drill.

SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.

> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?

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