Game:Zork/fixlinux

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 Linux Score: 5 Moves: 8



> fix linux


You spend what seems like mere minutes tuning Linux, downloading network drivers from your friend's computer, downloading conflicting libraries, compiling several different versions of GCC and compiling other versions of GCC with the versions of GCC you compiled, writing wrappers for unsupported package formats, configuring symlinks, setting permissions for Zork files, and eventually you get the chance to play Zork. By that time, your wife (okay, okay, husband) dies without even receiving a final kiss from you, and you grow a beard (if you had a wife and not a husband, otherwise hair) twice as long as yourself.


> complete zork


Unfortunately, there is no way to complete Zork. Yet. We are working on it and expect an alternate ending to be available by Decemberween, or possibly -2 months earlier, whenever. Until then, you have no choice but to accept the only available scenario - being eaten by a grue.


*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***


Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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