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> fight mailbox

You fight the mailbox. The mailbox gets aggrivated and spits mail at you. You get a paper cut, fall over, and DIE HORRIBLY.

*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***

Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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