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 Testing out your powers... Score: ? Moves: ?

> Test out my powers

A horde of angry Vikings suddenly appear around you, and are seemingly enraged at your presence. You immediately attempt to hand out large amounts of whoop-ass but stop when you notice the vikings are protected by a Mizungu WITH SAVINGS!!!. They eat you. Dumbass.
> No fair!

Oh yeah? I'll show you what's fair...
> What? Wait, n-

*** You have died ***

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