> Explode with the fire of a thousand suns
You gather the energy around you, curl into a ball as you build up the utter destruction in your very core. Your skin crackles with energy. You squeeze your eyes shut and prepare for oblivion...
> ... what's taking so long?
.... nothing happens. Absolutely nothing. FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA! I HAD YOU THERE, DIDN'T I?!! Nope, sorry, you don't have any kind of means to explode, let alone with the fire of a thousand suns. Wait... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT STICK?!!