> Examine garage
You look about the garage and find a knotty cord dangling from the ceiling.
> the light, perhaps?
Don't look at me.
Actually, the other end of the cord was attached to a curling iron.
> issatafact? Then where is it now, wise guy?
Head up, fucktard.
> look up
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