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 Set #1, Take III Score: 0 Moves: 21

> Examine garage

You look about the garage and find a knotty cord dangling from the ceiling.

> the light, perhaps?

Don't look at me.

> pull

Actually, the other end of the cord was attached to a curling iron.

> issatafact? Then where is it now, wise guy?

Head up, fucktard.

> look up


It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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