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 Escape Score: 42 Moves: 69,105

> escape

You try so hard to escape that you rip right through the space-time continuum.

You are now in a shack in 10th-Century Earth. There is a robe, a toothbrush, and a flat-head axe sitting in the corner.

Before you can do anything, though, the hordes of Mongolian warriors sweep majestically through the valley, who then destroy your shack and burn your remains with it.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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