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> drown

You ask, you get. You drown. Seriously. Later, as the city is drained, your body is found and put in the farthest corner of the local morgue, where it is eaten by the very grue you tried to escape by drowning.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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