You pull out the knife you should have gotten in the kitchen had you played the actual game, and stab the yourself 4 times. The yourself dies. You see the corpse of a yourself lying here.
> Loot Corpse
I don't know what "Corpse" means.
> Loot corpse
What kind of corpse would you like to loot?
> I'm hungry. Eat yourself.
You pull out a knife and fork and uncontrollably starting cutting and eating raw pieces of yourself. You eventually die when you attempt to eat your heart whole.
> You ASSHOLE!
- *** All your Zork are belong to us ***
Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)