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 Kill Yourself Score: 0 Moves: 3

You pull out the knife you should have gotten in the kitchen had you played the actual game, and stab the yourself 4 times. The yourself dies. You see the corpse of a yourself lying here.

> Loot Corpse

I don't know what "Corpse" means.

> Loot corpse

What kind of corpse would you like to loot?

> I'm hungry. Eat yourself.

You pull out a knife and fork and uncontrollably starting cutting and eating raw pieces of yourself. You eventually die when you attempt to eat your heart whole.


*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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