Game:Zork/die

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 Kill Yourself Score: 0 Moves: 3


You pull out the knife you should have gotten in the kitchen had you played the actual game, and stab the yourself 4 times. The yourself dies. You see the corpse of a yourself lying here.


> Loot Corpse


I don't know what "Corpse" means.


> Loot corpse


What kind of corpse would you like to loot?


> I'm hungry. Eat yourself.


You pull out a knife and fork and uncontrollably starting cutting and eating raw pieces of yourself. You eventually die when you attempt to eat your heart whole.


> You ASSHOLE!



*** All your Zork are belong to us ***


Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)

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