Game:Zork/deathface

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 ??? Score: 0 Moves: 14



> "Egads! You're the video-game playing monkey from the West of House room!"


The monkey, now fully revealed, mutters "And I woulda gotten away with it, too, had it not been for... not been for... uh, you won't fool me again!"


> "Hey, since I technically beat you in a video game duel, can I keep your pocket lint?"


The monkey growls, and shrills "No, of course not - all you're entitled to is a one-way trip back to the living world. Now get outta here!"

And with that, you open your eyes.

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