Game:Zork/death

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What a fight! You fight with all your strength! But, after a few minutes, the soft pitter-pat of your tiny, tiny, useless fists gently tapping the sleeping Grue's head wakes it up and it devours you.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

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