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 What the hell? Score: LOL Moves: Bleen

You choose to die.




> restart

> restore

> quit

.... ...



Oh, sorry. I've been using the templates to make up a really random death.

Okay, here's what happens. 6,235 beige gazelle's come along with 6,235 rainbow's, which are shoved up your ass. The gazelle's then leave, and a platoon of flying leeches devours your corpse.

*** Zork has won! ***

Would you like to try and beat Zork, type in a cheat to win, or stop trying to beat Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):

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