> surrender to earthly desires
Uhh, yeah. Now, how to describe what happens next...
> "Say, do you mind if I smoke?"
The demon says "Not at all."
Of course, you don't have any tobacco in the first place.
> Well, it just sounded like something I ought to say.
The demon asks "Say, do you mind if I suck your soul out of your body through your genitals?"
> "Mmmmm. Wait... that is just a euphemism, ri-"
*schlorp* chew, chew, chew...
Sorry. That's what you get for making transactions with demons.
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