Game:Zork/cursedie3

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> surrender to earthly desires


Uhh, yeah. Now, how to describe what happens next...


Um... wow.


Gosh.


Yowzer.


Golly.


Yikes.


Dude.



> "Say, do you mind if I smoke?"


The demon says "Not at all."

Of course, you don't have any tobacco in the first place.


> Well, it just sounded like something I ought to say.


The demon asks "Say, do you mind if I suck your soul out of your body through your genitals?"


> "Mmmmm. Wait... that is just a euphemism, ri-"


*schlorp* chew, chew, chew...


Sorry. That's what you get for making transactions with demons.


*** Zork has won! ***


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