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 Silvery Dome Score: ? Moves: ?

> surrender to earthly desires

Uhh, yeah. Now, how to describe what happens next...

Um... wow.






> "Say, do you mind if I smoke?"

The demon says "Not at all."

Of course, you don't have any tobacco in the first place.

> Well, it just sounded like something I ought to say.

The demon asks "Say, do you mind if I suck your soul out of your body through your genitals?"

> "Mmmmm. Wait... that is just a euphemism, ri-"

*schlorp* chew, chew, chew...

Sorry. That's what you get for making transactions with demons.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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