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You shuffle through the door, inside of which is the interior of some sort of tower. Why anybody would build a tower in a cave is beyond me.
There's a smooth spiral ramp leading downward, and a rubble-blocked stairway leading upward.
There is also a scroll labelled DAIYEN FOOELS on the wall.
You can't - it's blocked with rubble.
Frobozz Magic Scroll Co. Scroll of Genocide
Reading this scroll will allow you to instantly make any creature of your choice extinct, forever.
Warning: side effects include hair loss, impotence, and subsequent arrest and trial for crimes against humanity.
These words are followed with various magical runes.