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|Outside Cottage||Score: 5||Moves: 7|
Fine, there IS something here.
You stumble into a sunny, colourful clearing where you see a small cottage made entirely out of confectionary. The roof is tiled with cookies, the walls are made of chocolate bricks, and the door is a giant ice cream sandwich. Maybe it's Willy Wonka's retirement home or something.
The windows are open, so you can see the curious scene playing out inside.
You're telling me.