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|Cottage||Score: 5||Moves: 8|
You tear through the giant ice-cream sandwich door, but too late! The pig-girl has turned to stone.
You hear the wolf cackling fiendishly. Wait, a wolf cackling? Holy Crap, the wolf is actually the Wicked Witch of the Up!
The Wicked Witch clicks her heels together and vanishes in a puff of orange smoke.
You are inside the cottage made of chocolate and baked goods.
There is a stone statue of the little girl pig, holding a quarter-eaten poisoned apple.
Obvious exits are east and behind you.