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 You have been fooled Score: 0 Moves: 0

You sign the contract. He then explains that you legally own your body. Therefore, your body is his. Therefore, he eats it.

SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.

> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?

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