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As you begin to lower your pants, a Grue jumps out from behind your desk and bites you in the bum. You die of embarrassment.
Suddenly, you wake up!
You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"
You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.