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(assuming you remove the knife from your leg first)

(assuming you go into the classroom first)

(assuming you travel to Japan first)

(assuming you take a plane first)

(assuming you buy a ticket first)

You buy a ticket on JAL. You get on the plane. You fly into Tokyo. The plane lands. You get off the plane. The knife wound is bleeding heavily now. You run into the classroom. You take the knife out of your leg and slash the throat of your classmate, then make a run for it. Suddenly you see the police on your tail. What do you do?

> run for life

You dash as fast as you can from the police. But, you're not very athletic. Infact you're actually terminally obese, so running was pointless. Sorry I didn't mention that earlier, fat boah!

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