> Find out who wins
The sheer awesomeness of the fight is eventually to great for either fighter to endure. With a final, blinding light, Chuck Norris' and Kurt Cobain's fists meet, causing their very beings to shatter. As you regain your sight, you can't help but notice that your burden feels somewhat lighter.
Most of your awesome stuff was destroyed in the battle. You are left with naught but a stick of gum.
> WTF?! Do you know how long it took me to get all that stuff?!
Quiet you. You have no time to bitch, for you see before you the very Unobtanium Crystal you have come to destroy!