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|Jordanhill railway station||Score: 3010||Moves: 19|
You pull the lever and the drawer comes out at high speed, hitting you in the spleen, thusly rupturing it. You fall to the ground with a thud, and so does the drawer, but on top of you. Who cares though! You got all that money, so you can get a new spleen! And look at that 3000 point boost!
No they don't, the Grue that was sleeping in this station was woken up by your fiasco and eats you.
Thats what you get for being a Shadow fanboy, among other things.