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 Jordanhill railway station Score: 3010 Moves: 19

> Open cash register

You pull the lever and the drawer comes out at high speed, hitting you in the spleen, thusly rupturing it. You fall to the ground with a thud, and so does the drawer, but on top of you. Who cares though! You got all that money, so you can get a new spleen! And look at that 3000 point boost!

> Wow! The gods love me today!

No they don't, the Grue that was sleeping in this station was woken up by your fiasco and eats you.

> you strive to deny me all pleasures, don't you.

Thats what you get for being a Shadow fanboy, among other things.

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