Game:Zork/bushauntpeeldrive

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 Set #1, Take III Score: 0 Moves: 21


> Drive Trident


It appears we have now arrived at the optional driving stage. Get from Point A to Point B without killing yourself. Or totaling my damn car.


> wait, she's yours?


No, old Peelie is actually my grandmother's. But the Isle of Man can't make her another one, so watch it.


> drive


You put the idiotic junk heap into gear, stomp on the accelerator, annnnnnnnnnddd immediately plow directly into the closed garage doors.


> get out


The flimsy excuse for a car has been totaled.


> run from angry narrator


Too late. I'm afraid that you've already been given a shank in the ribs.


*** Mama mia! ***


It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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