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You survey your one small room. One desk, paper-piled, with a dusty computer shoved to the side. Your futon, upon which you sit. Second-hand stereo sitting on a cardboard crate. A kitchen nook one way and a bathroom nook the other, with a closet to the side. A broad mirror tries to make the place seem twice its size; it halfway works. One window, whose shade is down, and the front door firmly shut.
The place is still too dim, except the corner where the desk lamp is somehow too bright.
Your luggage is piled untidily by the door. A potted hyacinth sits beneath the window.