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To reach the next rank, you need 498 more points, 3000 dollars or the Undersecretary's virginity, whichever comes first.
As a result of your pathetic attempts of beating the system and finding the ONE page in the entire program that lets you win, this program will now self-destruct, destroying the world you have just attempted to save along with your own pathetic existance. Sucks to be you.