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 Cave Score: 11 Moves: 8

> use black cube

The black cube wipes out the grues. Life is boring from here on in, but at least you can live without fear...

*** YOU HAVE WON ***

You have a final score of 11 out of a possible 32767. This gets you the rank of Assistant Undersecretary of the Undersecretary of the Assistant Intern of the Presidential Advisor of the Secretary of the Uncyclopedia Adventurers' Guild.

To reach the next rank, you need 498 more points, 3000 dollars or the Undersecretary's virginity, whichever comes first.

As a result of your pathetic attempts of beating the system and finding the ONE page in the entire program that lets you win, this program will now self-destruct, destroying the world you have just attempted to save along with your own pathetic existance. Sucks to be you.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.

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