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|Start Menu||Score: 99%||Moves: Infinite|
You are now standing on the olive-green platform labelled "Start". As you touch the platform, a monolithic (at least from your perspective) menu rises from nowhere.
There is a gigantic list of options as to what you can do here.
If you're really bored, you can also:
And if you would like to piss off Bill Gates, you can: