Game:Zork/bakka

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 It's like North-south Score: -5 Moves: -3


> go south-north

You begin to walk south-north.

That is to say: you walk on the spot like the idiot you are.

Eventually the dreadlocked man under the tree leaves.

Before too long you pass out from over exerting yourself in hot, hot Jamaica and you fall to the sandy beach in a heap.

You get sand in you pants.

Sometime later you wake up dead.


*** You've been Blue Shell'd ***


Would you like to restart your race, obtain a 'shroom, or finish last in this session of Mario Kart? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):

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