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 It's like North-south Score: -5 Moves: -3

> go south-north

You begin to walk south-north.

That is to say: you walk on the spot like the idiot you are.

Eventually the dreadlocked man under the tree leaves.

Before too long you pass out from over exerting yourself in hot, hot Jamaica and you fall to the sandy beach in a heap.

You get sand in you pants.

Sometime later you wake up dead.

*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***

Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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