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 Downtown Punxsutawney Score: 0 Moves: 6

You attack the hobo sleeping on "your" bench. Look, it's public property, so -

> Whatever. Pwn idiot

The hobo dies of a mycardial disfunction brought about by his latest alcoholic stupor and totally not by your attack, which only fails in its entirety.

> Take his seat

You sit down on the hard wooden bench and find it is infested with termites. Just then, a green bus pulls into the station.

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