You attack the hobo sleeping on "your" bench. Look, it's public property, so -
> Whatever. Pwn idiot
The hobo dies of a mycardial disfunction brought about by his latest alcoholic stupor and totally not by your attack, which only fails in its entirety.
> Take his seat
You sit down on the hard wooden bench and find it is infested with termites. Just then, a green bus pulls into the station.